Welcome to the Institute

Picture of the Institute
International Institute of Not Doing Much HQ at Crumpetworthy Park

Dear Visitor:

Congratulations on finding your way to this dusty corner of the internet. Our sophisticated organization is only open to a select few. You, of course, are welcome to join, and so are your friends, and their friends, and friends of their friends. But for anyone else, the Institute is restricted.

We have to keep up standards.

If you’d like to become a member of the International Institue of Not Doing Much please sign up for Slow News at the bottom of this page and we’ll slowly let you know when new stories arrive.

Yours in slowness,

Amanda Gladly

Office of the Secretary
International Institute of Not Doing Much
Crumpetworthy Park
Rompshire ROM 404B