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Snoot & Snoot Publishers, LLC have signed a contract with Mr. Ken Hopkins, 80, of Gatekeeper’s Lodge, Crumpetworthy Park. Critics as far away as Nitwittington-on-Thames are enthusiastic about his first book of lists: Things I Won’t Do Today.
Ms. Simpkins-Willoughby (arrested for talking too fast in public last month) is making excellent progress at the Sisters of Slow Home for the Overenthusiastic. She has one more week of the program.
“We are expecting much slower things from her,” said Gwendolyn Blanket, spokeswoman for the Sisters of the Slow Way.
Yours in slowness,
AMANDA GLADLY Office of the Secretary International Institute of Not Doing Much Crumpetworthy Park Rompshire ROM 404B