Welcome to the Institute

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International Institute of Not Doing Much HQ at Crumpetworthy Park

Dear Visitor:

Congratulations on finding your way to this dusty corner of the internet. The International Institute of Not Doing Much has a deep commitment to very little. Members are expected to take it easy and slowly ponder this and that, preferably on a sofa or in the bathtub. Our sophisticated organization is only open to a select few. You, of course, are welcome to join, and so are your friends, and their friends, and friends of their friends. But for anyone else, the Institute is restricted. We have to keep up our rigorous standards.

Please read our extremely official member guidelines for more.

If the reverse question mark has you puzzled, don’t worry. It’s there on purpose.

Yours in slowness,


Office of the Secretary 
International Institute of Not Doing Much
 Crumpetworthy Park 
Rompshire ROM 404B